The One

Chubb Rock The One Lyrics
1.The One

Now here comes the one on the scene to redeem, a dream
Seen a couple of years ago when i was just a teen..ager
The need to come off at that particular time wasn't major
Now i have to wear a pager
On my waist just in case i have to go someplace
Somewhere can't bear to be late, cause the race is on
For all with the ruffneck song
Even though they weren't born in the carribean like me
And others that were all brothers there's a lot in the pot
Floridian(?) sibian(?) to be divvian(?)
I waited for a few for mine, i knew the time was gonna come
You can bet i'ma collect the whole lump sum
Of the green, the revenue, the ducats, the monies
Is whatever you call it there's some complementary honies
I'm just the ultimate don juan nig-jacabozi(?)
Never fell, i can spell, f-e-l-l like yahtzee
For each i'm gonna reach and teach with the speech
If you riff, i'ma flip like nadia comaneci
Win the gold; the bronze is for hans and franz
I'm not (?) on no dirty hoes, i know the pros and cons
Which will enable me to wear a cable
And collect large sums of funds
And here he - here comes - the one

Now here comes the man - the man that had the plan
That in one year he will gain a million fans
Heh - and if you map it out he did
Accomplish and astonish, grabbin the hearts of every kid
Yes i've created a realistic mirage in my garage
That one day chubb'll be large
Not large in the sense that i'll be immense
But my financial status and my pockets'll be the fattest around
With a boomin sound which bounds
To give hitman howie tee a royal crown
On his head or his noggin i don't how be loggin(?)
Or the simple sounds you hear in your walkman when joggin
Or toboggan down the hill with a few minutes to kill
You flipped in the tape you just barely escaped
That tree in your way you just realized that hey,
You have to be very careful of the tape that you play
If it's one of mine, you have to sit and relax
And max and prepare to hear funky tracks
And the lyrical storm cause when it rains it pours
Into retail stores, a little comedic and yours
But you know, deep in the gut, the nut
Was you-know-what, all over the cut
Yes we worked real hard to make it def and it was fun
And made it suitable to be ripped by - the one

The one - has the mentality of
An ignorant ruffneck, but then to get loved
Is in my heart even though externally i rarely show it
I'm not the guy you wanna go wit'
If there's beef, i'm the butcher that will go and settle it
I don't preach their rhetorhic
The one hates when you say he's number two
Or number eight on the countdown - my sound
Is unique, you sleep, you'll weap
You'll wreak of my words dangles in your cheeks
So spit em out now, read about thou - take our your camera
Take a flick of the man with the stamina
To get your girl tabitha to have a crush on this
I don't use nautilus - cause i don't pump no weights to get
dates
The one is the only one
And i shall not have no other one but this one - word up!
Yo howie, flick on the beat, show me where the rhyme at
And then the jam will kick like timac(?)
Howie takes a style when he's developing my track
So you'll have the feeling of the flavor to buy that
So your audible appendages will be numb
And say, 'where did hip-hop get 'em from?'
Long live the anc, walter sisulu
From south africa, mr. mandela you're the real one


2.Just The Two Of Us

Yoooooo!
Chubb rock comin back hard for nineteen nine-ty!
Word up, word up
Kick this out to my man rob swinga, hot dog dinky
Manager (?) ev lover y'knahmsayin? dr. no, here we go..

It's the hitman, yes the hitman, yo ya know it
The thirst quencher, the man on the sequencer
He was scared to kick a sixteen bar, he's not a rap star
Not saying that i am, but i'm the jam
I'm going to kick a little not a dr. suess riddle
No cats in hats, fox in some socks
But to the dj jocks check your clocks
Half past what? time to bust nut
Not a pistachio; he uses a casio keyboard
And a tascam board
To kick in the p-50, get nifty
Born with the gift, time to get riffed
Not with the manufacturing of a spliff
He never rolled one; never sold none
The beats give me the high that brought fame to us
And, how we gonna kick it, how?
(just the two of us!)

Chubb has been dope since he came out the shaft of his pops'
wood
Yes i'm (*good!*)
Yo he shouted and he plopped into the uterus
And they knew this about me; was gonna be a dope mc
When i get on the mic my windpipe strikes and ignites
A lyric when you hear it you fear it and like
Chubb is not a man to get souped like campbell
I'm the man with the plan and my jam sells
Like a whore, in the store, hardcore and more
On the tour makin money you never saw
I don't like dreaming, never ever beam and
Never involved with girls like like scheming
Or skiing or toboggan sledding, cause i'm shredding
Any thoughts of a wedding, so helen, keller
Listen to the rules and
Me and hitman howie tee is all about coolin
She went buckwild, screamed, yelled, hollered
I told her i loved her and then she did a solid
Did it real good like a nice girl should
Back polish waxed up the hood
Yo hitman howie tee you should have seen her on me
She got all vanessa del rio on me
But after she slept cause i had nothin left
On the martin butler tip, yes half step
But yo cousin howie tee and me
Our love is all about making a dope lp
That will crush and sell and bum rush
Don't hush, how we gonna do it how?
(just the two of us!)


3.Treat 'em Right

Nineteen ninety
Chubb rock jumps up on the scene
With a lean
And a pocket full of green
The green doesn't symbolize i made it on the top
But robocop last year was a shock
The tone of the popeye cut shook your butt
Kids are screaming; the media says, 'what...
'kind of music is this for you to dance to?'
The man with the plan and the man demands you
Leave the smack and the crack for the wack
Or the vile and the nine; keep a smile like that
Leave the knife and the gun in the store
And ignore temptation
Sent by the nation
Racial gain causes pain; need a new rep
In your hearts and minds never forget yusef
Hawkins
And you're walking
You don't just run
Black on black; remember that; it's important
Anyway the shunless one brings forth the fun
No hatred; the summer's almost done
No time for sleep
Jump in your jeep
And pump up the funky beat a whole week
Beeper goes off yo smash it and trash it
You're too young to be plumped in a casket
Just get your boys and bring the noise
And just swing it
And party people, sing it

Chorus:
Treat me right
I'll treat you good

Kids in the crib want dibs on the big man
'can he come out? can he come out and slam a jam?
'i'm his number one fan, yes i am'
All these kids realize that i'm the man
Six foot three and maybe a quarter of an inch bigger
Than last year, but still a unique figure
Rob swinger, doc no, dinky, and hot dog know
That i'm a man who was born to have a mic on
Next to me at all time; ready to kick a rhyme
That will keep me out of financial bind
That's why when it comes to fans i'm never mean
Kids all see me between gates and green
Always say hello
Cause i'm a modest fellow
Never try and play a super star that's mellow
Cause if these kids don't go buy our records
We'll be has-beens and plus naked
So we owe them
So pull out your pen
Sign an autograph; you might make a new friend
So just get your boys and bring the noise and just swing it
And party people in the house, sing it

Chorus

Party people in the house, listen up
I'm the man with the plan and the man rips it up
Peace to howie tee, good lookin', gee
Swinger, hot dog, doc no, bud, ev lover, dinky
Fish and chips with the hippy hippy hips
Before the tune ends, give me some lips (ah!)
Sanity crystal, my niece
And lady kazam, my homegirl, peace
And leave the guns and have fun; out!
And oh yeah, sing it

Chorus

Break

Well coming back
To nineteen ninety
Chubb rock jumps up on the scene with a lean and a hardcore
dream
The dream wasn't crafted to be pornographic
Decency started from the crib, plus kids
Don't need to hear all of that on the rap
The strength of my vibe placed chubbs on the map
Cause authority, seniority goes far
My staff gives autographs plus gives nuff laughs
Read my mic, heed my sight, and definitely lead you right
Just treat me right
Peace

Treat me right
Treat me right
Treat me right


4.The Night Scene

The night time is an ill time cause nuff crime
Happens that never gets aired on the prime
Tv stations, public relations
Gives the okay for what gets aired in the nation
You got the whole world lookin at 'i love lucy'
Talented bitches on the corner sellin pussy
A variety'll give your friend for a 10=spot..
.. christians doin rimshots!
Do more heads than barbershops will
Open their legs to the public for a meal
Damn it's a shame, the shit looks unreal
College graduates sometime kneel
Check out the crack scene over there
Those two motherfuckers gonna make about a million this year
Sell to their friends for a benz
Kill their race for a taste
For what they call or see as being the good life
Gold nuggets, lots of ducats
Beeper number 1-800-asshole
Sellin stone so we can see your bones
Cause most crackheads don't have fat legs
Skull all soft, it can crack like eggs
You fiend for the flavor, steal for the hit
Grandma's walkin home, so you bust her shit
Send her to the hospital - for twenty bucks
Beam for a half an hour - that's fucked
Other (?) your high, for a few stay low
Ten minutes later, you need some blow
So you'll eventually croak - maybe by a stroke
You don't want the good life - no you want coke
Now come the robbers, they just steal
They move like cats - some on crack
They'll vic anything up to jeeps
These motherfuckers play for keeps
They'll do anything that's on their mind
They come nine deep, plus pack nines
They don't care - won't shed no tears
Don't try to appeal for pity cause it's silly
They wear polo coats, baseball caps
The elderly is the main course and the snack
These young kids that leave their cribs
Hang on the streets, then these squids
Slide up on the scene with a certain lean
And then slide out but they're countin your green
And now you're vexed and you want to redeem
But it's a different world with different rules:
The night scene

Yo baby check this out
Times is gettin kinda hard, youknowhati'msayin?
Yo bitch, you gonna have to get me some serious money
Out this motherfucker, youknowhati'msayin?
You better go out there and,
Find some friends for five dollars or some shit
Cause y'know, if i don't get my money
You know what's gonna happen right?
Somebody gonna get hurt out this motherfucker
You know that, you know that

The night time is a different time to flow
You gotta know the rules or they'll let you know
Your heart can't take the pressure, of the scene
Periphreal vision and decisions must be keen
Cause this is a place that's far from clean
Apocalypse now - but later on you say it's a dream
But it's not a dream, it's reality
Stand on the corner and you're a goner
Go home and chill under your mom's wing
I will sing, hopefully bring
A new alternative to make some green
But stay home - not the night scene - come on!

What? yo where the motherfuckin money at huh?
Nah i don't wanna hear nuttin about no
College and tuition shit
I just want my motherfuckin money - now bitch!
So let's do this alright?
You ain't holdin out tonight
Cause i'll fly that motherfuckin head
Right about now, okay?


5.The Big Man

The bigger of the biggest made a hitlist
Not a lot of people, but a sequel, so witness
The evolution of a seed planted four years ago
And now the offspring today is the new thing
The people wanna jock but if they won't here's a quote:
Jealousy has arisen but don't - sweat it
And in this particular case - don't let it
Hold you back from pledging allegiance to this
And your girl wants a kiss but i have my own miss
On my side til the skeezer in me died
Like the (?) to the john, the crosby to the bing
The dave is to the benny and the big man is ready
To take a stand for all big man-kind
And i'm gonna succeed with the rhyme
So potent that a consultant said that rappin rodents
Have two-thirds of my intelligence quotient and knowin
Just that, secures me from all the muskrats
And my degree tells me i don't must rap
But the fans of hundreds of grands know i slam
Love the jams of the big man - chorus!

'a big man!' (repeat 4x)

{uhh his lyrics are.. so extrordinary..}

The big man on the campus want people to chant this
And i mean this; if i have to i will get fiendish
And you will be the main course of a mean dish:
Scrub - sucker a la chubb
The plate will be a test or your test of fate
To see if you have any kind of heart, you fart
I'm a soloist and knowin this you better grow an extra fist
I'm not razor ruddock but you'll land on your buttock
Back up move, you're dealin with a rudebwoy
Raggamuffin with a funky somp'in
Listen - chubb is the one on a respect mission
Ignorin all that bs you're dishin
Out cause the man with the clout came forth
To show who's the boss lyrical force
(?) monarch to spark the plan
For the chubb's the big man - chorus!

'a big man!' (repeat 4x)

{well i don't think that.. my lyrics are..
That extrordinary but uhh..
I do think that me and howie do have a..
Diverse style of music..}

The bigger man used to be a trigger man
Bang was the slang for the one man gang
But now with a plan with a few called the a.t.e.e.m.
Diggidy and the swinga will paint the whole scene
Paint the background first, that means we rehearse
Exercise cardiovascular - and then the thirst
Will be quenched - the throats will be drenched
With the finest wines when we dine
Cause 1989 was an okay year
I mean i lived through it - in 1990 i'm gonna do it
Climb the mountain of the hits
Put a #1 joint at the tip if it fits
And if it is a size too small, yes y'all
A new creation for the nation cause i'm here for the duration
Like the pilgrim village when they claimed this land
Gave birth to the big man - chorus!

{chubb rock is definitely coming out
With a different style this year.. he's..}

'a big man!' (repeat 8x)


6.The Bad Boyz

Chubb is a loveable guy, not a teddy riley group
It deeply bruise me, greaves me if you say i'm soup
I'm really not, and i don't really think i am
But i'm convinced, that i can make a funky jam
So if you wanna, support the man that's gonna
Jump up on the scene deliver lyrics that are sorta mean
With the cream of the crop, chubb rock will never stop
Showin his intelligence quotient, things are potent
Prime time rhymes that's floatin blowin and knowin
That it's goin to be considered the topic i've hithered
Feelings between the music scene
While i move to the groove like akeem.. olujawon
The don upon the team that plays real calm, ego all gone
Chubb doesn't like to be hyper
I wait for my prey and then i react like a tiger
Clip up, pick up, rip them all up and
And then i heard my history callin
Readin readin, chubb never had a clue
And this is not what i was taught in school and
Decoyed, made every grade was a ploy
That mislead the head of the bad boy - robin!

A gwan chubb, ah do gwan chubb
A gwan chubb, yes ah gwan chubb
Oh a gwan chubb, lord ah gwan chubb
Me nah stop chubb til me get some cash
Ahh ms-ah-robin ah de cream of de crop
Say lightning ah flash, an' thunder a clap
An' watch everyting known as stars just a crash
The tea for the spoon and de fork on de plate
And de tv on de bed an' de watch said not
Now lord miss-ah-robin say you no-oh-fi-chat
Ah-when you a-chat me say ya knot on bark
Ah wha gwan chubb, yes a gwan chubb, hmmm

Last summer, my tune went to number
Two on the countdown, i had a frown
On my grill cause i knew that until i went
To number one i couldn't consider myself the one
But the one came back with a hardcore devilish rap
Fully strapped, definitely aimed at
Things that made me, no one can pay me
Enough to sell out, call a bluff and huff
And blow the house down that i built
And meeting old homeboys like giz and milk
Definitely happy - howie tee kept me
On the level of a star so the squads can sweat me
Cause chubb rock always seem to rock the place
Peace to the homeboys amityville and mase
On the anita baker tip i'm gonna bring ya joy
The overjoy of the bad boy - robin!

Dem ah come, lord dem a come
Yes dem ah come, yes dem a come
A wicked go my tongue when de fire start burn
De wicked dem gon melt like ?? against sun
De fire a gon burn down de 'ouse of sodom
De fire a gon burn down de man we touch by ??
Lord dem a come, lord dem a come
So dem have dem gone but me ah 'ave none
Me take off on di foot and me started to run
But when me come back me say di fight cyan't done
I'm suh-robin come out wit de baddest can done
Lord dem a come, yes dem a come
Lord dem a come..


7.What's The Word

Mr. bush, you better check out your own part
In the divine drama. you may find you the devil!

Listen.. cause in 1990
Chubb rock and the gang is on a banned mission
Hostility will rule like a jamaican ??
And ooh filled with dumplings, hopefully no dumpings
Like guns will be present while i keep the people jumpin
Not too much, south africa isn't free yet
I spoke to the kids from brooklyn to t-neck
New jersey, and they heard me while i cursed the
White minority regime, painted an ill scene
Brothers and sisters over there dyin
Mandela in a cell in robin island
Thank god he's out now - and while i sing
I know he has things in a full swing, yeah
This year crumb-snatcher thatcher, we're gonna catch her
Being a klutz, her husband is a drunk putz
He acts absurd, now what's the word?

'johannesburg!' (2x)
'okay okay, come on.' (6x)
'if he's the president, pullin out my ray-gun' -> chuck d

Listen.. cause brothers and sisters
It's time for everyone to go fishin
For your history - open a book and read
Between the lines, don't recline your mind
Sometimes i don't know how to make it understood
That a lot of black movies have been tampered by hollywood
So it's important take the name and date and step
Research it yourself, cause you owe a large debt
To yourself - your history is yours to keep
.. or you won't reap
In the benefits, don't let mr. rabinuwitz
Sell you something with a sing, to get blissed
Leave the rock to the nazis, excel in yahtzee
Be a bookworm, not a bookend, cause men
Before you have died so you can taste freedom
If we can't beat em we'll delete em, so now
What's the word?

'johannesburg!' (2x)
'okay okay, come on.' (9x)
'if he's the president, pullin out my ray-gun' -> chuck d

Throughout history, no physical might has ever crushed
The invincible spirit of a nation
And yes we are a nation, a different coloration
But that isn't significant - pull a ligament
While you're standin, pumpin your fist they will miss
And crumble and remain in the cold abyss
And now it's time for action, action is the verb
The pronoun i will say scream 'what's the word?'
Now come on.. what's the word?!

Alright.. i'm gonna bring in the aspect
Of my man rob-n-o, the jamaica aspect, come now

I'm a soldier, i'm a soldier
I'm gonna chase up ?? and run down botha
Botha betta run him betta start ??
I mash up ?? when he conquer
Your gun gonna fire, come fatter
Say it to the sky like a ball of fiyah
Jah come foot rule over ??
Gun gonna fire..
.. i'm a soldier

Alright.. time for the american, english aspect
From my man rob swinga - come now

Yo.. i wonder why is it that in africa
The black people are the 2nd and 3rd class citizens?
I mean i thought africa was black
Isn't that what they told us in our own history books
In america? i mean yo it's something to think about!
They gonna tell me i'm black and i'm from africa
Yet still somebody's tellin me
I have no right to say what goes on there
I mean i can't understand that at all!
That's something to really make you
Stop and think and say.. hmmmmmmm!


8.Organizer

'no one can do it better'

You see that black man over there, bring him here
You see the one with the blunt, put him in the front
Cause it's time to prepare, some kind of strategy this year
It's only been about ten million months
That we were lost in the sauce
But of course with the help of the boss
We prevail and now we're on this positive scale
But now it's time to take it one step further
Preferably without any obvious murders
If you don't ?? i don't give a shit
If you do it to a man of our shade
You definitely played, yourself and us
And then the heritage crust will be crushed to puss
Cause of your lust that you must just bust
A man of your own kind, you must be blind
Archie bunker and joey's gonna snuff ya from behind
One day - cause we easy prey to get
It's not a threat place a bet recollect the terms met
Many years ago that we're inferior
And inferior people shouldn't know they're really superior
And yo - it's time to listen, tick-tock, tick-tock
Comin from chubb rock so check the clock and organize!

Anytime you look at yourself
Be you black, brown, red or yellow
A so-called negro
You are you represent a person
Who poses, such a serious problem for america
Because you're not wanted

'no one can do it better'

If the battle of the races was a basketball game, who'd reign?
Look for the blacks we have
Strickland ewing magic course jordan is the don
Isiah dominique barkley and akeem olujawon
For the whites bird ?? mchale and paxon
Shouldn't go any further you know it's gonna get wack son
But if the black players have an ego, and won't let go
The rock no matter how nice they are they're gonna flop
Look chop - in a sold-out capacity crowd
The upsets will be so loud
Yes teamwork, yes y'all teamwork
If a jerk wants to go for self he gets hurt, and now
Dinkins is the man, so magic form the plan
Yo strickland run the point, jordan is the guard and
Organize!

So we are all black people, so-called negroes
Second-class citizens; ex-slaves
You are nothin but a ex-slave
You don't like to be told that - but what else are you?
You are ex-slaves you didn't come here on the mayflower!

I shall not have no other one but this one
That is description now here's the full picture
Frame it, aim it, name it proclaim it
To be a chubb rock original.. ain't it, funny
That four years ago i wasn't making an inkling of money
Had to put four chicken wings on layaway
And had to come back the next day for the fried rice
The price you could let me chill with a quarter
But i oughta just order, a lettuce sandwich
With a large water, drink it down
Until i can make up a chubb rock sound
That will end all this, then i take the risk
And if i fail i won't do a fishtail, in the abyss
That's a diss, i'm strivin not drivin, miss daisy
And patrick swayze don't amaze me or faze me
Me look up to these stupid clowns - you're crazy!
My mama raised me on mama mabley
Dorothy dandridge crossed an ill bridge
The media got involved into her shit
Gashed her grill and boggled up her wit
Took her name like a crook
And how long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look?
Here's the hook - open your eyes
And organize

And we unite - on the basis of what we have in common
And what we have foremost in common is that enemy;
The white man; he's an enemy to all of us
I know some of you all think that some of them aren't enemies!


9.The Chubbster

'come on y'all, let's go to work!' -> flavor flav

6 foot 3, 260 and change
?? ?? a little comedic and strange
Because we can have many friends, at least people that they call
that
They use your brain but they're insane because i ignore that
No ego, cause i will be no, platinum big-headed rapper
That don't realize there's two directions on the ladder
You wanna go 'head, walk straight, walk good
Don't blame your sales on retails, thinkin that the store should
Think of reordering about five-hundred thousand
Just be glad of the success you had and you're arousin
Somebody's brain out there, your year's gonna come
You didn't live by the pipe or the gun to be like me
Waitin for my turn to burn
And get a million-five, and a tax return
That be reapin up, and no keeping up with the jonses
Long live p.e. and ban guns'n'roses
New kids on the block, stick to pop
No more making black songs, wack songs please stop!
If show business is a woman, i don't trust her
But she's gonna get knocked by the chubbster

'come on y'all, let's go to work!' -> flavor flav

The chubbster, a man that came out about 1986
With the help of dr. ice in the mix
And even then, kickin lyrics that was quite potent
Howie by my side, with his pesticide for the rodents
I'd flow - get on the mic and say, 'yo one two'
Test and mc's start fessin
Jettin cause my weapon among the children was my gung-ho
attitude
To use my tongue and lash and lick them up
Then pick them up then just fix them up then mix them up with
A knowledgeable man that went to college and astonished
Racist teachers with all the modern preachers
Crack beepers, yes knowledgeable preachers
But that didn't effect, the chubbster
I'm from brooklyn, so i have a little hustler
In my blood, when i kick the scam, they all will flock to it
Get my music and bop to it
Gassed my head but i was goin for my doctorate
Or my ph.d in p-a-i-d, see
I got into the business to get paid not sprayed
With bs which is an acronym for a much larger word
And if preferred, i'll say it
But then again; radio won't play it
Cause they're cracking down on hip-hop
But it will not slow down or stop
Every year it creates a sellout tour
And this year has room for the chubbster

'.. go to work!' -> flavor flav
'.. go to work!' -> flavor flav
'.. go to work!' -> flavor flav
'come on y'all, let's go to work!' -> flavor flav

Conceited i'm not, but convinced i am
Slam a jam that'll scare even the son of sam
In sing-sing he will sing simple songs to bring
Tears to your eyes, because you deny he's a king
Such as myself, cause myself is on his shelf
As for myself, i went for self cause myself needs financial
Health and wealth like ki's for g's
Cause cocaine ki's is for those who have morphine needs
Veins all ripped up, capillaries all stitched up
A grand a day, hey you slipped up
The chubbster doesn't believe in the drug scene
Able to make me feel hip? i'd rather wear gabberdine's
My quarter fill will be my thrill
My clyde's will collide with my grill, as for drugs that's nil
Not or no, cause yo! mtv will never see me smokin rocks
And ban me from the box with disney
Cause drugs can't assist me or assist you
Blood on your tissue that's ill so chill
And when you come back you better come back even harder
Praise to the man upstairs, yes the father
Positive tip, now dance on the floor
And have room for the chubbster

'come on y'all, let's go to work!' -> flavor flav

In ninety-one you will find me just
Chillin countin shillings livin it up is a must
A benz is not needed to portray my wealth
A jaguar is not a symbol for a star
But nelson mandela, is a fellow i consider to be true blue
Long live the anc, walter sisulu
The rest of the people involved, the problem isn't solved yet
But you can bet..
That united we stand, divided it's over
Without us, this planet will begin to nova
And get cold, dark and scary like pluto
And then who do you call? you know, the chubbster


10.Cat

I want you, cat (3x)
I want you..

You're so soft and delicate, may i get, funky
(funky!) i'm not a sex junkie
I would like to get high upon your love
You're so silky smooth, just like a dove
It might sound odd
I gave birth the second time around at the promenade
Deck, kissed your neck {*smak*}
You gave me more than a peck, but wait a sec
Am i goin too fast, should i just chill
And cool things down, until
I know whassup and i know how you really feel
Cause i got no time for a brain game
But you play one anyway for about a half a year
Tears felt, love went tilt
I said, 'what should i do, what should i do, should i step
Like stairs, cause i care?'

And i want you, cat
I want you, cat (2x)
I want you..

I want you, cat (3x)
I want you..

Love understanding, plus demanding
Honesty between us two, will make us last for a few
Word up, then you will just.. mmmmmmmm..
Trust me, and maybe never try to bust me
With another squaw, not even in my car
I walk down the street while i kick a 12-bar
Rap on the harlequin tip, chapter 5
Upon my knees, i tell you do i care
Maybe this year, maybe this year
Maybe a little chubb rock will be formed upon the scene
His life won't be based upon the dreams
That i might make, when i create a fat rap
Jumpin upon the scene like that

I want you, cat (3x)
I want you.. (dun-da-duh-da, dun-da-duh-dah)

I want you, cat (3x)
I want you.. (dun-da-duh-da, dun-da-duh-dah)

I just want you to love me..
Do what you want like humpty.. does..

I want you, cat (3x)
I want you..

Sendin this out, to the trak-trak-trak-trakmasterz
And my man hot diggidy du-dog
And my boy rob robbedy rob swinga
And red hot lover tone
Fu.. fu-funky al, al
Rich-rich berg, and um rockin, and ro-rockin
And uhh, rockin to the beat with robin
And uhh.. mike fonda..
Work at chung king, can't buy a honda
Word up, pump up, dr. no.. frank nitti..
Chubb rock here to break it down.. peace..


11.Another Statistic

Four out of.. ten murders.. are love related
Keep your 'ood, in-a your pants
And dese tings won't 'appen to you
Check out da bwoy-a-story

Tell him! excuse me, i beg your pardon
Inform him, that chubb is playin in your secret garden
Cause he didn't cut - the lawn, correctly
I have a green thumb, you're not dumb, that's why you sweat me
You wanna have your cake and eat it too, so do i
You're sneaking around, we're sneaking around, so why
Do you wanna continue, comin to every venue
You don't tell him, i'll offend you
This ain't right so put him down on the scoop
That you're a blow-up sex doll for every group
Where are the footsteps that you followed
Tippy-toed to my crib and did me a solid
You answered every question i ever had
On the female anatomy - after you sat on me
Cheating is more serious than the taking of pellum(?)
So tell him, before i tell him

If mary had told her boyfriend
Like she was supposed to, none of this would be happening

Tell him! his feelings, you disregard
You took his credit card, went on the boulevard
You bought me shirt after shirt with his hard-earned work
You treat him like dirt
My conscience said to me, 'yo chubbs you better be
Careful, she gave you the keys to his cherokee
Jeep - but i don't wanna go six feet deep
In the dirt for some skirt'
I was gonna cut her off but the stuff was kinda dope
The dope even paid my car note, nope
I'm gonna let her go yet until i get
This girl can really get me out of financial debt, huh
So i chill, passion kills, tears spilled
On an innocent grill then overspilled
The guilt, stuck in my chest so i suggest
That you tell him, maybe you can start off fresh
Cheating is more serious than the taking of pellum(?)
So tell him, before i tell him

If mary had told her boyfriend
Like she was supposed to, none of this would be happening

Here's one more bang for the road - uhh
Never again will you explode
Like this you might miss the imprint of my fist
Embedded in the bed by your head
'don't leave me chubb, don't leave me chubb,' she screamed
'i got access to all of his green
I lust for your pelvic thrust so why don't you trust
Don't fuss, he'll never find out about us'
But baby, i can't see you no more and..
{*knocking*} .. let me see who's at the door

{*door creaks*}
Yo who are you?
Who me? you don't know man?
Why i'm gonna shoot ya
{*machine gun fire*}

If chubbs had kept his prick in his pants
Like he was supposed to, none of this would have happened


12.Enjoy Ya Self

Enjoy ya self cause life is too short
Everybody dismantle your shotty
Your nine millimeter needs to take a long breather
For the white black jewish koreans need to
Grab a neighborhood skirt, go to a concert
Scream for chubb while i rip up the club
The rhythm of the vibe was alive and you felt it
Your girl is provacative, you take her home and pelt it
And after the pelt, she feels like a cheddar melt
Just play it cool, and just..

Chorus: {sung}

Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself, and just enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself, and just enjoy yourself

Chubb is not a party animal
But when it comes to a jam, i have the plan like hannibal
Smith - i don't take a draw from no spliff
The scene of the beam doesn't redeem and if
I wanna get high, i just fly
Walk up to a cutie, and say, 'hi..
When i wake up tomorrow, are you gonna be next to me?'
She's confused, but she sweats me
I wear my galoshes so i can protect myself
Carry yours g, if you just wanna..

Chorus

People used to say that i was a fuddy-duddy
Only used to care about how to make money
Up from the hamptons to flushing meadows
Decorated by an art deco
My nickname was 'the one'
Now 'the one' was the only one who didn't have fun
But no more, goin buckwild on the tour
Keepin people in stitches on the floor
Clark kent and tracie thought i was spacy
The funniest in the nation laughed for the duration
Don't play yourself cause yourself needs a good self
And just, {enjoy your..}

Chorus

{singers}
Enjoy yourself
.. and just enjoy yourself
Enjoy yourself
.. and just enjoy yourself

Chorus (1/2 to fade)


13.The Five Deadly Venoms

Aiyyo ??, i got the batter, get the mixer
As the trickster will fix ya a batch of rhymes
You know that soothes, like an elixir
And sticks your ribs so let the cheese and wine
Or rather wine and cheese
Cause i aim to please with ease hope the crowd sees
That i'm, the man that loves to flam
And when i step into a jam i just slam like jordan
And this is the world, accordin to me
The capital-h-the-o-the-t, the-d-the-o-the-g
Rockin, heavenly hype and ?? steadily
When i come in to rock'n'roll, i'm sure you will agree
That i got a hype type of style a family
But diggy doc gave it to rob to rock and howie tee
Now, i'm talkin about omega psi phi fraternity
Givin a little history
For some people, their lucky number's 7
For q-dogs, it's 1911
November 17th, underneath the ceilings
Behind the walls of ?thurkill hall?

This is a family affair, rather a gathering of the brothers
United we stand, we're not divided like the others
And when i mention the word divided, you know what i'm meaning
Show a brother something they don't have they start fiending
First the ear-grabbin, then the back-stabbin
This from brothers that i call friends, i'm not havin
The other negative things in a friendship
An occasional whipser, gossip, a loose lip
I once trusted a brother with an eyeful
He told the next man, cause he's livin trifle
But now i'm not worried cause i'm part of a family
United til death simply cause we choose to be
An occasional joke, a diss, or a crowd pleaser
Callin your moms a ?? look-a-like skeezer
Whoever wins the diss battle, respect is given
Fightin over words is not how we are livin
Then there's ?? word i almost forgot
Three-on-one, no heat, but the rumor's still hot
The bro's get a hoe that you know is totally widdit
There's no need to be discrete cause you know she won't admit it
When i think back on the memories
Just like these - is it a wonder that i love the 80's

Well i'm rob, a.k.a. as the swinga
Comedic at times, and a stone-cold thriller
I got somethin to say i'll make it short and sweet
Me i'm the swinga i'ma swing it to this beat
Now i talk to a lot of people with the large vocabulary
Colloquial language i'll use that's secondary
And then there is slang and i would use that third
And i'll say outrageous things that might sound absurd
But - right back into my large vocabulary
I'm the type of guy that'll always be primary
Never secondary, to any adversary
If they want to be like me, on the contrary
They try to compete, but i will always delete
I'll leave them cryin from the agony, of defeat
And when they try to return to repeat
I make them hold on peace signs, say 'swinga i retreat'

Well the toad is immensely strong on the instrumental
The lyric can hit and shock the pure metal
Chubb rock has a weak spot, creatin
An iron maiden cannot pierce my skin when i hit top 10
Run for shelter, cause you're gonna fear this tune
More than you feared the age of helter skelter
Watch how we behave, diggity dog and dave
The roadrunner and swinga always sayin that smegma
Is the product of ten intense games of balls under balls
I have professor paul's
Kicking ability, the snake's agility
The ricochet speed of the centipede
And the devilish mind of the scorpion
The lizard is unrealistic and simplistic
And loitering is prohibit, the tune is illiterate
Diggy doc no, ed lover forever my brothers in crime
They watch my back at the drop of a dime.. when we climb
And work and work hard and struggle to stay alive
And strive, the venoms, the five - check this out..
The roadrunner

Yo chubbs can we make a little gravy and shit
Can we get ours, whassup man?
Niggaz is takin caravans all the way to north carolina n shit
Whassup wit dat shit? niggaz don't respect my situation
Yo can we make a little gravy chief, whassup?


14.Bring 'em Home Safely

'we left the people of israel with, one thought..
That they are not alone -- the people of new york,
People of the united states of america
Indeed decent freedom loving people
Everywhere stand at their side in this hour of need.'

Cries of wait please wait wiggity wait but kuwait won't wait
Desert shield a field full of confused hate
Soldiers fight because they're loyal, while tempers boil
On u.s. soil, they're screamin no blood for oil
Groups of recruits get fitted for troop boots
While business suits shoot hoops eatin fruit loops
Yo i don't understand the government plan
Goin on holy land, killin a family man, and
Tearing loved ones asunder
When things were really sunny, strictly for the money
The money.. yo money
You might reinstate the draft and i'm gettin bummy
So i clear my head by goin testin testin one two testin
And countin my blessings
And pray for the brotherman with an m-60 in his hand,
Eatin spam
So one more time, testin one two, and ya don't stop
That's why we got this war hobbes
Yo i only got one thing to say chief
Let's bring 'em home safely

'the state department's ?? wants to mediate
The iranian president wants to meet with iraq
And then maybe the u.s.
A middle east expert here in new york has an explanation'

Deep in the middle east, in the belly of the beast
We got men and women losin blood for black grease
Oil - how could such a thing spoil
A whole nation and turn it up into a turmoil
Stealths wipin out every man's health
Bombers got sisters brothers daddies and lonely mommas
Cryin, 'oh my son, oh lord help my daughter
Calm the ragin seas, please fill the waters'
Readin letters under candle, delivered by camel
Layin in a dug-out channel's kinda hard to handle
So i say a little prayer to my maker in this blood filled place
Please bring 'em home safe

'baghdad radio is calling for terrorist actions
Against the nations fighting iraq in the persian gulf.
And the allies are concerned that cryptic messages
Broadcast this morning could be a signal to terrorists.'

President bush will bring us out of this recession
We'll all have jobs when american numbers are lessened
Blessings are said, so no one will get hurt
Yo - i need a shield, but it's not for the desert
It's a shield for the ills that builds
With this rampant nationalization; we're not dealin in humanism
P.o.w.'s, m.i.a.'s unknown soldiers in unknown graves
Let's bring 'em home safe

'the f.b.i. continues to look for those responsible
For placing six pipe bombs on, chemical tanks
In the norfolk, virginia - or near the norfolk, virginia naval
base
The bombs were safely..'

Well hostility jumps on the scene in ninety-one
No fun, large sons shooting machine guns
Population adjustment will be adjusted by an intellgent villain
Guerilla warfare killing
Amplifies, fear tears blood embedded in mud
Daddy falls to the accuracy intricate of a scud
Black gold soul, patriots told nothing but lies
Atmosphere develop permanent red eyes
Destruction a product to develop and enhance
Presidential fees, blood from overseas
Spilled, uphill, peace of mind
I'm, waiting for, waiting for the time
Inner soul craves, for guidance
For safety for the brave, p.o.w. slaves
Will be used as shields to pierce and drill
To drip tears, when a declared won't mingle
With the man upstairs, funerals for fear
Confusion, nervous hands from a scared wife knittin
Siblings infants weepin, continous tear drippin
Impaled men please god let them cease
Come home, red hot lover tone, rockin robin
Mc serch, and for the last the verse
Let us rehearse, excluse men in the hearse
Everybody what's the verse? peace

'if one of the bombs had gone off, the resulting
Damage and loss of life would have been tremendous.
F.b.i. agents on the scene had no idea
Who placed them there.'

None of the bags coming back are filled with gallons of clout
To spill out, to shake-up, break up, now blow up
Has entered the minds in washington d.c., tell me
Is this the land of the free, and in france see
{*rappin in french*}
Danish {*rappin in danish*}
German {*rappin in german*}
Guess that we're all comin back in one peace

'adolf hitler, joe stalin, and saddam hussein.
Not the types you'd expect to meet on route 80 near hackensack.
Well there they're gathered, because..'

The web's analyzed of the ties to the dark side
A nation vexed, is it a vietnam flipside
On the streets, protests came a little late
Six months on your seat before war date
A watergate for information ain't passed on
Is that the actual fact, or was you gassed on
The noose loose for the troops in combat boots
Bring 'em home and preserve those family roots, peace!

'and the u.s.s. missouri and her sixteen-inch guns
Opened fire on iraqi positions near the kuwaiti border.
It is the first time those big guns were used in combat
Since the korean war. meantime u.s. and allied planes
Continue to bomb iraqi military sites in kuwait, and outside
baghdad.'


15.Keep It Street

Yo, keep in the street let the groove stay rough
Rougher than rough, ignorance is enough
On the media tip, so that the read must grip
On reality, don't let 'em gas up your mentality
This style started from the essence
Not the magazine, maybeline cold cream afro-sheen tip
Comin deep into the soul cause i mean it
Disciples of pop want to redeem it - nope
I don't know why, why is that
Why must i, chase the cat?
Nothin but the dog, in me
Continue you just gonna, fall in the
Midst of a hip-hop blitz with a trip
Back to the batter to the gladys of the pi-dup
Watch me ri-dup, all
Type of tv screens movie type scenes
Just like blues, hip-hop paid dues
Dues can be recouped if you act souped
Makin pop beats, so keep it street

Block party, nineteen-eighty-one
People havin fun, no one with a gun
No ducats, you pay nothin at the gate
You escape to the sounds of a cold crush tape
In your back pocket, rap is always clocked then
Jump on the realistic mic then rock it
No clock don't stop until mother nature says
No conflict between usual knuckleheads
That didn't affect the morale of the crowd
Just those kids pumped the set up loud
Nowadays, our appearance is a big part of it
Everybody wants a mr. t starter kit
Hip-hop has always been you have a beef
With another man step to him, and throw ya hands
Come back and dance to the rhythm
Of a james brown beat - and keep it street

'children grow and women produce
And men go work and some go steal it!'
'children.. children grow and..
Children..'

In nineteen-ninety you will get another treat
That's harder than concrete, unique don't compete
Lyrical format uses your rep as a doormat
You shoulda come sooner if you wanted to kick a rumor
Never try to jest unless you like your flesh
All scarred, ripped and done hard
Cause kid you don't realize, that in my part of town
You'll get killed if you wanna act a clown
Grab your heart, play your part and pledge allegiance
School's in, so let's begin, your first readings
Open your book, here's a number two pencil
Feel the vibe of a chubb instrumental
No pop tunes only rough street beats
You can sample butt-snagger mick jagger
I'll stay with my crates and make dope beats
And i'll keep it, definitely keep it street
Peace!


16.The Regiments Of Steel

Sugarhill, fatback, run-d.m.c., epmd
Fat boys, redhead kingpin, cool c
And my man kurtis blow, yo..

The battlefield, the synonym - call it the wax
The recording sciences developing the tracks
Is not the essential fabric but if you have it
Might make you a household name and let you gain
A million fans, coliseums all out sold out
And when they call out your name you pull out fake clout
Cause you're sauerkraut, you're not really about
Nothin... you're bluffin
But i'm callin your bluff to see if you're really tough
Show me your stuff... enough!
Shut up, close your mouth, put away your tap shoes
Your feet can't say a rhyme this time, you lose
But i respect you for what you accomplished, a great deal
Just admit you can't handle the steel
Gregory hines can't take mines
The winans can't start rhymin
And you're just like them, you had a top ten
You have a rap feel, but you can't wield the steel
It takes many many moons, to create tunes
But loons assume that half past noon
They'll have rap down pat, but it's wack
You must be on crack, you're buggin cause your head is at
A place where reality doesn't seep in
Practice makes perfect then you might reap in
The benefits of this respectable field
And all respect due to the regiments of the steel
Assemble!

Word, this is goin out to some hip-hop greats, yaknowhati'msayin
Rakim and.. chuck d

The obese boulder, will shrug your shoulder
If you say you're a regiment and you can't hold the
Steel with some kind of appeal
Not dealin with sex, or a bicep flex
Has nothing to do with physical appearance
But the way you stimulate the kids and their parents
Will fulfill the applications to be inducted
Into the regiments, respect to the veterans
And the pioneers, with dying tears
To see rap has survived after 15 years
And ready to go 15 more
Three-fourths of every store has only rap on their racks
Rap force goin strong, on and on
Take a few seconds, to say peace to sarah vaughn
Now back to the steel that will wield a golden reel
And when you kick it to a james brown feel
Field was made twenty years ago
And not a penny-oh was saved cause the way he behaved
Was kinda ill, the regiments to his skill
Was extrordinary.. until
He took a fall, the regiments will keep his style
Flowin for a long while
The regiments made this artform universal
Whether it's a street sound, or commercial
Obstructors, are just realizing, that this is real
Respect to the regiments of the steel
Assemble!

More hip-hop greats, youknowhati'msayin?
Big daddy kane, krs-one, kool g. rap, super lover cee
Biz markie, heavy d, lady kazaam, special ed
Slick rick, lakim shabazz, queen latifah

Sugarhill, that sold about eight mill'
When 'rappers delight' caused media fright
How could a bunch of kids possibly sell more than me
And randy travis kickin all that country madness?
Failing star, failing guitar or a banjo
Your whole artform needs to retire in orlando
Rap has developed in the motherland by storytellers of wisdom
No wonder we're best-sellers
The art was passed on from generation to generation
Developed in the mind cause the rhyme
The track is just a cosmetic background
Cause we all need some kind of sound..
To complete the whole feel
And it's wield by the regiments of the steel

Word up, mc lyte, my boys gangstarr
The d.o.c., eazy-e, salt-n-pepa, whodini
Grandmaster flash, furious five, grandmaster melle mel
Tribe called quest, the jungle brothers
Dana dane, kwame, shabba rank'n, de la soul
Stetsasonic, shinehead, lil' shawn
Kid'n'play, rob'n'dave, rich nice, fat doug
Finesse'n'synquis, groove b. chill
Ll cool j, flavor flav, professor griff
Positively black, utfo, dr. ice, esp
Sweet tee, kool moe dee, fearless four
Cold crush..